By the time Kalidas had dealt with the girl now trapped in his coat, incest had somehow become two different incests and Soren was asking to hit him. This wasn't going at all how he had planned. He wasn't usually a planner anyway. He wasn't sure why he thought this would be simple.
"It's not that simple. If you-" Kalidas began to explain the drawback of Soren hitting him. Midsentence Incest chose to attack with its tentacles, giving Kalidas just a moment's notice to call his blades back to his wrists, leaving two to pin the girl. They spun around his hands rapidly, creating a shape like a drill as he fended off the tentacles by splitting them right down the middle. Of course, before he got too far, he created an explosion from the blades to push the purple liquid away. He wasn't good at planning, but he also wasn't a fool.
Unfortunately another flaw of his was he didn't have eyes in the back of his head. The laughing girl managed to slip out of his coat with the help of the purple goop she was coated in. Under the command of incest, she attacked Kalidas from behind, leaping onto his back in the blink of an eye. She grabbed at his shirt to try and pull it away from his skin so she could spread her juices all over him. Kalidas reacted immediately, almost grabbing her wit his bare hands as he tried to shake her. He stopped just shy of taking hold, tensing when he realized he was out of options. Two of his daggers rushed at her, piercing into her shoulders and dragged her off of him. Another sliced up his damp shirt so he could quickly remove it before the goop soaked through. He was running low on defenses now.
He was even more troubled when he heard the screams of the bleeding girl that was now pinned to the ground again. It was a mix of anger and pain and he wished she had hit her head or something to be knocked out instead of having to keep struggling.
Kalidas only looked for a moment, leaving himself able to dodge when another tentacle came for him. This put him right back near Soren again, and he really wondered if it was worth the risk of letting the other commander mutilate him to some degree. It probably was. There was no other good way to get hurt.
"Any other ideas?" he asked, not sure of one himself. And just as a reminder that they had more problems the ground started to shake and he heard the roar of bears coming their way once again. "Do you think you can block them off?" he asked, looking back at the forest. If they could just stop one nuisance at a time... maybe they had a chance to finish off Incest in the end.